What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?